Skinopsis

Y'know that book they tried to make you read in high school about the old Greek dude who just wants to go home and bang his wife, but shit keeps happening that keeps him from getting there all the while the line of wannabes lining up to bang his wife keeps getting longer? No? Well maybe you ditched that week to try to lure that girl who worked at the milkshake place in the mall behind the dumpster with you for a quick BJ. We know we did. Anyway, smutmaster Jean-Marie Pallardy took that book (guess he actually went to class that day... what a loser) and turned it into a filth odyssey about a truck driver trying to get home to bang his wife. Along his journey, his crew ditches him to go hang with some hot lesbian sirens, he gets captured by tranny smut superstar Ajita Wilson who makes him bang her over and over again and all kinds of other filthy nonsense that, honestly, if it happened to us on our way home from work, we'd be totally cool with... except that one-eyed bartender chick. She was fucking gross.

Meanwhile, his hot wife tries not to let any random dicks slip into her yummy snatch by staging contests like "Who can watch these lezzies lez out the longest without popping wood?" and other shit. All in all, it's filthy and it'll sub in nicely for a cheat sheet if your kid ever has to take a test on that book. Ajita Wilson, Ely Galleani, Annik Borel, Nikki Gentile and more are some of the hot babes getting naked in this wild ride.

-- Rick Stanko