Review

So we're honestly supposed to believe that there's a dude out there who isn't gay who is married to Edwige Fenech but won't fuck her? We could maybe wrap our minds around it if his cock was broken or something, but otherwise, we don't fucking get it. Oh well, we guess that's what they mean when they say "suspension of disbelief." Whatever, her hubby's infidelity/refusal to plow her garden prompts the fetching Fenech to take out her tits at a party and leave them out for a good long time to come, unashamedly show off her delicious naked form during a hot shower and some pretend lesbian sex for a voyeur and let some extraordinarily fortunate dude get to ravish the fuck out of her. Jesus christ, her hubby really ought to get some help: anyone who wouldn't grope those titties at every opportunity has got to be batshit crazy.

 -- Rick Stanko