Review

Originally called Into Thy Hands, New Jersey sicky Zebub crafts possibly his most offensive work to date. Set to a terrible, yet oddly appropriate Gothic-Metal soundtrack, the slightly chubby, metal-head Zebub naturally plays the title role, which probably would have been better suited for someone a bit more menacing looking. Jesus Christ Serial Rapist is, as one would expect, the tale of a ‘serial rapist’ who believes he’s Christ, enacting revenge on the disciples that turned on him by raping and torturing a succession of actually quite beautiful girls (though it takes some time to glean this with absolutely no dialogue and what is essentially little more than one pantomimed rape fantasy sequence after another). Lots of crucified women, all manner of sick and twisted bondage, softcore sex, rape and other dreadful imagery (like Zebub’s face) comprise the entirety of the DVD. The rest is bad camera work, the aforementioned shoddily recorded metal, and some really (and surprisingly) good looking, naked women suffering the horrors of a psyche similar to that poor bastard you went to high school with. You know, the guy who wore that ratty leather jacket reeking of cigarettes with the same ratty Megadeth T-shirt everyday, was obsessed with crappy horror movies and who stuck safety pins in his arms for attention. If you ever wondered what happened to that freak, now you know.